After careful analysis tom “Blade Shaver” declared that Oscar “Blade Runner”, a South African idol, has an iron clad defense to unfounded murder charges in the accidental death of his girl friend who had the audacity of going to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
Any student of Bruce Willis, Rambo and Arnold Schwarzenegger realize that you go in shooting first and ask questions later. This was clearly a case of self-defense as burglars most often break into the bathroom as that is where all the valuables are located.
From his Nevada jail cell, OJ Simpson declared that Tom’s analysis was dead on.
Tom, meanwhile, made himself available to Nike for an overpaid marketing campaign to replace Pistorius.