Lost in the Obama Sequester Whopper flap over alleged devastating loss of pay by Capitol Janitors was the nugget that these janitors are paid $49,481/year on the day shift and $51,644/year on the night shift. This compares to median teacher salaries of $47,100 to $51,180 across the USA.
Tom the Rapper formerly known as Dollar T and fashion consultant to the King of Bling, Col. Moammar Gaddafi, claims he is uniquely qualified for the janitorial gig because he “knows how to lay down a line of wax”.
But wait Tom. “Did you know that the White House Calligrapher gets paid $96,725/year?” intones Ms. Tom. “Hell, get me the Steve Jobs Turtleneck and Jeans uniform. I see the beauty of Caligraphy” a breathless Tom chimed in.