Hillary “Slip & Fall” Clinton blasts Press for lack of in-depth coverage

After conferring with famed Los Angeles Injury Liability Attorney Larry H. Parker regarding her suit against the government for her December fall, Hillary Clinton emerged to engage the press in a dressing down for their lack of in-depth coverage.

Clinton was outraged that all the publicity for North Korea, Syria, Egypt, Yemen, Tunisia and Libya is going to John “Rich Guy” Kerry, Chuck “Mumbles” Hagel and Barack O’TomA.  Clinton roared, “Did you ever ask who was responsible for these messes for which these guys are getting all the publicity?  Damn right, I did.”

 

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