Live: Tom fights off barbarians at “Truth According to Tom” Premium, Platinum, Uranium-enriched, Lithium-ion Pay Wall

See the dramatic live footage of Tom fighting off the barbarians who are trying to gain access to the highest level pay wall for “Truth According to Tom”.  The unruly mob is chanting that they need more Lindsay Lohan news and that Tom is reserving the most juicy news for the 1% who can afford the highest pay wall.

An ever nervous Tom just hurled this juicy tidbit to the crowd.  “Lindsay Lohan does NOT have a bun in the oven”

This could be a fight to the death.  Good vs. Evil, Rich vs. Poor, Famous vs. Everybody else.

Tune in top TomVille Tonight for dramatic updates,

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