Speaking to crack reporters from TomVille tonight an incredibly radiant and juggular Jessica Simpson said “I will be having Tom’s baby”. She plans to be impregnated by Tom as soon as she delivers the baby she is carrying.
Tom is arranging a tryst in the hospital. He has retain the services of Paris Hilton to produce the sex tape.
Tom chortled, “I am back on the A-List.”
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