Tom is in the “Situation Room”

Being the pompous ass that he is, Tom has ordered that all meetings and all photographs and all references to Tom will be in the “Situation Room”.  The setting of a large conference table with a lot of big screen TVs and water bottles and note pads strategically placed give the impression of action when there is inaction.

Now for the quiz:

Q. Where Will Tom watch old Netflix movies?  A. In the Situation Room.

Q. Where will Tom have “Breakfast” meetings complete with Egg McMuffins?  A. In the Situation Room.

Q. Where will Tom watch the NBA playoffs?  A. In the Situation Room (or Hooters)

Q. Where does Tom get his briefings from CNN and the New York Post? A. In the Situation room

Q. Where will Tom hold his boring meetings?  A. In the Situation Room

Q. Where will Tom watch his Porn?  A. In the Situation Room.

 We need to get these guys out of the Situation Room as the game starts in 15.

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