Tom offers Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape opportunity to rescue her career

With literally hours to go before she has to pack up for Rehab, Tom has offered Lindsay Lohan a sex tape opportunity guaranteed to jumpstart her career.

You may remember that Tom cast himself as the lead actor in sex tapes as Tommy Lee with Pam Anderson, as Bret Michael with Pam Anderson, as John Edwards with Rielle Hunter, as Joey Buttafusco with Amy Fisher, as Jeff Gillooly with Tanya Harding, as Rich Solomon with Paris Hilton as Hulk Hogan with Heather Clem Cole and Ray J with Kim Kardashian.

So far nobody has taken responsibility for acting in a prior Lindsay Lohan sex tape.

Tom has assured LiLo that this tape will rocket her right back to the top along side Amanda Bynes.

Next stop Reese Witherspoon.

 

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