Tom is beside himself with thoughts of the prospects of this Bitcon to rival the Bitcoin for virtual currency supremacy. “This could be the greatest thing since vaporware.” chortled Tom.
While the Bitcoin has a pseudonymous developer Satashi Nakamoto, Tom has announced his son-in-law, Wont Gettajob, as the face of the Bitcon.
While the Bitcoin is divided into 100 million smaller units called satoshis, Tom uses the KISS principle, Keep it Simple Stupid, dividing the Bitcon in half (called Lohans) with half for you and half for Tom.
An “open source cryptographic protocol not managed by any central authority”. Is this not the greatest invention since TomVille? We need to contact Barack O’TomA right away and see how we can tax this thing.