Rumors of the Hillary Clinton BioPic are racing around Washington D.C. and Hollywood. We have already heard that Reese Witherspoon, Scarlett Johansson, Amanda Seyfried and Jessica Chastian are competing for the lead role.
It is in situations like these where the Casting Couch Director becomes most important. While Tom is willing to test the acting talents of all comers, he is saving the Casting couch for Scarlett Johansson. As Tom does the nasty with Scarlett on the couch, he will of course be fantasizing about Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Tom is already Blocking out the script into the following scenes:
Scene 1: Hillary invents HillaryCare which crashes under the deadweight of the bureaucratic org chart.
Scene 2: Hillary single-handedly crushes Bimbo Eruptions.
Scene 3: As a do nothing Senator from New York, Hillary leave no significant signature legislation.
Scene 4: Hillary set the travel record as Secretary of State leaving a mess in Syria and Egypt, Libia, and Tunisia in economic ruin and ripe for Islamists to take over. Benghazi in flames and we lost a fashion icon in Col. Moammar Gaddafi.
Isn’t amanda Bynes available?