Stop the Presses: Kim Kardashian’s bun is out of the oven

Upon hearing that Kim Kardashian delivered a new baby girl, Tom has ordered a two-week embargo on any other news to allow ample time for pictures, fawning and make up for reality shows.

Rumors have it that the baby inherited Kim’s famous booty and is already wearing 24 month size Pampers.

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