Tom snaps up vast tracts of Arctic Circle land for post climate change beach front resorts

Ever the opportunist, Tom and secret Angel Investors Barack O’TomA and Al Bore  just purchased vast tracts of Arctic Circle land for the development of new beachfront resorts in a rare opportunity created by climate change.

As the lower 48 will be sweltering and under water, Tom will be able to mint money from residents seeking to escape the hell hole created by George W. Bush and bask in the balmy Arctic trade winds.

Time shares and other purchases financed by liar loans, balloon payment and interest only loans will be encouraged.

Of course climate Change could go either way.


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