Seeing the magic bullet that Performance Enhancing Drugs (PED) have done for the performance of Lance Armstrong, A-Roid, Ryan Braun and 20 others from Major League Baseball, Tom is loading up in a desperate attempt to improve his Blog performance.
With newly muscular typing fingers, Tom can Blog 24/7 at the highest performance levels.
And with PEDs, Tom will have the mental reasoning capacity and personality of a Barry bonds in his prime.
Bring them on. What could possibly go wrong? I see a Grand Slam Blog in the near future.