A-Roid and Tom in limbo as MlB announced 50-game suspensions for PEDs

The world awaits the fate of A-Roid and Tom after 12 major leaguers were suspended 50 games for the use of performance enhancing drugs (PED).  A-Roid the artist formerly known as Alex Rodriguez is still fighting Major League Baseball (MLB) with two bad hips and an army of lawyers.  Tom on the other hand may escape punishment as nobody can detect Performance to round out PED.

So far the following are suspended:  Rangers Nelson Cruz, Tigers Jhonny Peralta, Phillies Antonio Bastardo, Mets Jordany Valdespin, Padres Everth Cabrera, Free Agent (unwanted like Tom) Jordan Norberto, Yankees Francisco Cervelli, Mariners Jesus Montero, and Mets Cesar Duello.

Gentlemen, Ryan Braun is waiting for you and will headline the induction ceremonies.


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