Late Breaking News: A-Roid suspended and Tom escapes MLB hammer

In a decision that defies all logic and love of fair play, Major League Baseball (MLB) suspended A-Roid through the 2014 season for PEDs and let Tom slip punishment completely.

Tom told reporters, “My stats speak for themself”.

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