TomVille closes Yemen Embassy over terror threat disrupting countless vacations

In a surprise announcement, TomVille officials announced the closing of its Yemen Embassy and issued a tourist warning.  While officially a lot of Al Qaeda chatter was cited, many veteran Tom watchers speculated that this might be a “Wag the Dog” tactic to deflect bruising criticism of his obsessive collection of mega Big Data.

TomVille TV was bursting with interviews with potential tourists who were absolutely heartbroken that they would not get to summer in Yemen.  TomVille Tourism officials are frantically putting together vacation packages to Cuba and Venezuela.

What tourist can resist a hot dusty summer day in the Yemen?

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