Relax: This Blog is Gluten-Free

I just saw an Ad for a deli meat that had a huge banner that the meat was Gluten-Free. There may be some confusion out there about Gluten and rumors that this Blog is laden with Gluten  which may be adversely affecting readership.

Rest assured that this Blog always has been and always will be Gluten Free.  Also this blog has no artificial sweeteners, monosodium glutamate, and hormones (besides the raging one coursing thru the author).  This Blog is very light, low-calorie and never served in a 32 oz. drink cup.

This message is approved by the TomVille FDA and the TomVille Department of agriculture both wholly owned subsidiaries of Tom)

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