Monthly Archives: August 2013

Tom joins Halle Berry and Jennifer Garner is testifying to Congress on the inconvenience of Paparazzi

Adding of  a little male sex appeal to the dreary presentation to Congress by Halle Berry and Jennifer Garner, Tom spoke out on Paparazzi as the Number 1 social ill facing this country. Congress needs to understand that celebrities must … Continue reading

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Tom rushed to Emergency as the excitement of Lindsay Lohan’s new website overwhelmed him

Tom is resting comfortably in the ER overcome with excitement and emotion on learning about the new Lindsay Lohan website  LindsayLohan.com This website has only the most righteous stuff and photos with nothing available for the haters. Tom wonders what … Continue reading

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University of Michigan Study: Facebook is a downer

A recent survey conducted by the University of Michigan found that the more people used Facebook the more down they were.  Mark Zuckerberg has looked at the data and is not worried. The study was overrepresented in people who bought … Continue reading

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Barack O’TomA asks Hosni Mubarak “Can we be BFFs again?”

With Egypt again erupting in bloodshed, the Orator of Cairo, Barack O’TomA has reached out to a tan and rested Hosni Mubarak to curb the violence. Mubarak was heard to mutter something about it being a little hard  to accomplish … Continue reading

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Free Whitey Bulger

Gazing at an innocent looking photo of octogenarian Whitey Bulger, Tom called for protests of the Bulger verdict.  Bulger was convicted of racketeering and conspiracy in committing 11 murders. Most people will remember Whitey as a benevolent leader the Winter … Continue reading

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Obsession

(əb-sĕsh’ən, ŏb-) n. Compulsive preoccupation with a fixed idea or an unwanted feeling or emotion, often accompanied by symptoms of anxiety. A compulsive, often unreasonable idea or emotion OMG, I am obsessed           Is it the fantastic range of acting abilities … Continue reading

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Relax: This Blog is Gluten-Free

I just saw an Ad for a deli meat that had a huge banner that the meat was Gluten-Free. There may be some confusion out there about Gluten and rumors that this Blog is laden with Gluten  which may be … Continue reading

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(k)Tom hits Kardashians with triple paternity suits.

Tom was outraged when male model Michael Girgenti beat him to the Court House steps and filed a paternity suit on Kourtney Kardashian claiming he is the father of her baby. A breathless serial baby daddy Tom raced to the … Continue reading

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Oprah sprouts a massive new Afro to take on LiLo One-On-One

Oprah Winfrey has a massive new Afro that is even wider than her already ample girth.  Evidently, she needs an edge to take on the ever lovely Lindsay Lohan for a One-On-One interview on her sinking OWN. Her is a … Continue reading

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Late Breaking News: A-Roid suspended and Tom escapes MLB hammer

In a decision that defies all logic and love of fair play, Major League Baseball (MLB) suspended A-Roid through the 2014 season for PEDs and let Tom slip punishment completely. Tom told reporters, “My stats speak for themself”.

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