Tom just got off the horn with Chief Worry Wart Treasury Secretary Jack Lew with good news on how Treasury can solve the Debt Limit crisis.
Tom, the Czar of the TomVille Easy Money Store, offered an off the books option where the Easy Money Store makes Pay day Loans to Treasury until the Debt Ceiling problem is solved. Other services that may interest Treasury are the services of TomVille’s premiere Pawn Shop or Loan services from the local chapter of the TomVille Mafia.
Tom assured Jack that whatever option he choses, he is in good hands with Tom.
Psst Jack, you want to buy some watches?