Just when we thought that nobody was happier berating the opposition is speeches and not negotiating than Barack O’TomA, we learn that Tom is happier.
Tom just had a relatively minor operation that included being put under by an Anesthesiologist. Upon meeting her, she seemed nice enough, but she didn’t cut the debonair figure of a Dr. Conrad Murray. However for weeks on end, Tom has been hobbled by fears of “going Michael Jackson” just before his much-anticipated “This is or is that all there is” tour.
Heirs were eagerly doing a Katherine Jackson counting the Billions in damage claims against the promoter until they started to calculate Tom’s career earnings potential ($0 X 1 year =$0)
Tom can now reveal that he survived and is available to talk to Oprah.