Tom is happier than Barack Not Negotiating at a Negotiation Table

Just when we thought that nobody was happier berating the opposition is speeches and not negotiating than Barack O’TomA, we learn that Tom is happier.

Tom just had a relatively minor operation that included being put under by an Anesthesiologist.  Upon meeting her, she seemed nice enough, but she didn’t cut the debonair figure of a Dr. Conrad Murray. However for weeks on end, Tom has been hobbled by fears of “going Michael Jackson” just before his much-anticipated “This is or is that all there is” tour.

Heirs were eagerly doing a Katherine Jackson counting the Billions in damage claims against the promoter until they started to calculate Tom’s career earnings potential ($0 X 1 year =$0)

Tom can now reveal that he survived and is available to talk to Oprah.

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4 Responses to Tom is happier than Barack Not Negotiating at a Negotiation Table

  1. I hope it was nothing serious. I especially hope it had nothing to do with proctology!

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