Ted Cruz aims to take out Tom

Fresh from his “victory” over Barack O’TomA and O’TomACare, Ted Cruz is promising to take out a disloyal Tom for failing to take a stand in the Cruz designed Box Canyon.

Tom is hunkered down with his advisors John McCain and Mitt Tomney. 

However until things heat up, Tom is spending his time and treasure scouring the Internet for images of Wardrobe Malfunctions.  Question, Is the latest Kim Kardashian booty selfie a wardrobe malfunction?


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