Tom announces new and improved website

After a rather rocky rollout of the Affordable Care website, Tom has sprung into action with a new website, which makes the  Ponzi scheme looks like a cheap Bernie Madoff imitation.

In Tom’s scheme, the public can just write out a  check or make a credit card payment directly to Tom with no questions asked.

“This site is really user  friendly.  Gotta love it” chortled Tom.


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