With a firestorm of criticism of his passive aggressive management style, Barack O’TomA took firm executive leadership and fired Glitch Girl the model who appeared on the HealthCare.gov website. Never one to pass up an oportunity to profit from another’s misery, Tom hired Glitch Girl and is featuring her on the TomVille HealthScare.gov
website. Tom announced that Glitch Girl will be available to hire for hosting parties, tailgate and other events where the organizers indicate that money is no object. Barack enthused, “Now that I have rid myself of that pesky Glitch Girl I can do what I to best which is blame Republicans”.