Tom to solve Germany’s demographic problem

Tom was consumed with compassion and sensed a unique  opportunity when he heard that Germany’s birth rate has sunk so low that its population is declining.

Tom has put together a star studded athlete package that includes Larry Johnson (5 kids), Charles Rogers (5), Marshall Faulk (6) Scott Skiles (6), Shawn Kemp (7), Kenny Anderson (7), Evander Holyfield (9), Travis Henry (9) and George Foreman (11).  Included in the package will be some extra fine Hos and sluts to encourage German men to put down their steins and get busy.

In return, Germany will provide Tom with a stable of high-end BMWs, Mercedes, Audis and Porches.

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