Tom dissolves official TomVille News Agency TNA

In a surprise move with divine inspiration from a re-set Vladimir Putin, Tom dissolved the official TomVille News Agency and replaced with a new and improved agency in his image.

The new TomVille News Agency LT (Love Tom) will be patterned after the hard-hitting investigative journalism delivered by TomVille Today and TomVille Tonight.  The Agency will be headed by a plain-spoken Jay Carney from the Barack O’TomA Administration with Mario Lopez and Mary Hart as Lead Reporters.

Selfie photos of Tom with minimal photoshopping and the Danish Prime Minister will be available on request.

“Why didn’t I think of this before?” chortled Tom.

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