As the FCC, FAA and FOOLS are getting ready to issue smart regulations on cell phone calls on airlines, Tom has announced the definitive regulation namely “calls approved by Tom”.
First most calls are totally boring and unnecessary and will be banned by Tom. No more calls like “What’s up?” “Nothing”; “What is going on?” “Nothing”.
Interesting and important calls such as negotiating with Lindsay Lohan for a sex tape will be approved by Tom on a case by case basis.
Most of these approvals will be handled by the new TomVille State website calltomheislistening.com