Tom signs up for Affluenza clinical trials,

With 16-year-old Texan Ethan Couch escaping a prison term for driving drunk and killing four, based on Psychologist G. Dick Miller’s diagnosis of Affluenza (infected with too much money), Tom announced that he is willing to risk his own health by signing up for Affluenza clinical trials.

In the trials, Tom expects to be showered with money and let his behavior chips fall where they may.

“What a Country.” chirped Tom.

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