To boost Truth According to Tom, Tom extends deadlines and offers free colonoscopies to new followers

With follower sign ups running seriously below plan, Tom has ripped a page out of the hugely successful O’TomA Care marketing playbook.  Children up to age 26 will be able to read Truth According to Tom on their parents dime.  All deadlines are extended by one day at a time into perpetuity.  And last but not least, Tom is offering free colonoscopies with no co-pay for each new follower.

In a marketing blitz, Tom has launched ads with the slogan “If you like your current blogs, you may keep your blogs”.

Some may wonder how Tom can offer such amazing deals.  To that Tom answered, “It ain’t my money”

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7 Responses to To boost Truth According to Tom, Tom extends deadlines and offers free colonoscopies to new followers

  1. I think you need to offer free breast exams to get more guys in. How does that work, I hear you ask? Hire a hottie like Caterine Zeta-Jones or Jessica Biel as the targets….. 😉
    (I won’t deign to mention that some guys might prefer the colonoscopy. 😯 )

    • tom says:

      I am ready to screen test these and other wrty supporters of Truth According to Tom. You may have hit on something more promising than Navigators.

  2. thirdnews says:

    |I’m confused, are we to give you the free coloscopy? And now you want to add a moob check too?
    I’m in 😉

  3. thirdnews says:

    @ John Erickson, methinks fun is subjective 😉

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