With follower sign ups running seriously below plan, Tom has ripped a page out of the hugely successful O’TomA Care marketing playbook. Children up to age 26 will be able to read Truth According to Tom on their parents dime. All deadlines are extended by one day at a time into perpetuity. And last but not least, Tom is offering free colonoscopies with no co-pay for each new follower.
In a marketing blitz, Tom has launched ads with the slogan “If you like your current blogs, you may keep your blogs”.
Some may wonder how Tom can offer such amazing deals. To that Tom answered, “It ain’t my money”