Still licking his wounds over the drastic funding cuts to his Agency, Chief Tom has quickly pivoted to staffing up the Thought Police Agency.
Even the smartest Regulations require the enforcement by a crack team. With that in mind, Tom announced the following staff who will join the Thought Police Agency immediately: the Ladies of “The View”, Rev. Jessie Jackson, the Ladies of “The Talk”, Oprah Winfrey, Rev. Al Sharpton, Chief Bob Costas, Rev. Tom, Barack O’TomA, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Senator Harry Reid, Senator Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, TrayTom’s family, Michael Bloomberg, Bill de Blasio, Pope Francis, and the A & E Executive Management Team.
Finally, Tom respects the contributions of Administrators in doing the thankless jobs of motivating, monitoring progress, making adjustments and delivering bad news when required. With that Tom announced with great enthusiasm that Kathleen Sebelius will take the lead as Secretary of the Thought Police Agency.