Chris Christie sells bridge to Tom

Always on the lookout for a bargain to benefit the 99%ers of TomVille, Tom announced a tentative agreement with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie to purchase the George Washington Bridge.

Rumored to be at a “fire sale” price, Tom in a surprise announcement said that he will disassemble the bridge and reassemble it at the White House with road cones in all lanes to punish his rival Barack O’TomA.

“I love channeling Tony Soprano” chortled Tom.

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