Chinese New Year 2014… Year of the Horse (‘s Ass)

Tom has been inundated by requests to serve as Grand Marshall in Chinese New Year Parades celebrating the Year of the Horse’s Ass.

Tom has perfected his act by studying the antics of Barack O’TomA, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Bill Clinton and emerging star Chris Christie.

As usual, Tom’s services will go to the highest bidder.  “Let’ get some serious money in play.”,  intoned Tom as he opened the bidding.

“Tom, that is the Year of the Horse not the Year of the Horse’s ass.” pleaded Tom’s recently hired  Deputy Chief of Staff Bridget Anne Kelly.


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