Tom invokes the Jacqueline Bisset defense to get back on A-List

In an effort to get back on the A-List, Tom invoked the Jacqueline Bisset defense, saying “I can’t remember what I said” in her Golden Globe acceptance speech.  In addition she indicated that  she”…was severely in need of food”.

Munching on a Big Mac, Tom denied remembering saying anything less than complimentary about Barack O’TomA or Leonardo DiCrapio.

Hopefully Tom and his entourage of Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid will be back on the A-List soon.

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