Barack won’t let his son play Pro Football

Today, Barack O’TomA announced that he wouldn’t let his son play pro football.

Lets do the exhaustive fact checking and research that this blog is known for.  You may remember that Barack said that if he had a son, he would look like TreyTom.  So the son in question is imaginary and deceased.  Now it is well-known that to play Pro Football, you have to be an adult.  If you are an adult, are you required to follow your Daddy’s wishes?   (As long as you remain on your parent’s Health Insurance until age 26).  Or can you make your own decisions.

Sounds like Pro Football is becoming more and more like the Military.  Enjoy the tradition, the pageantry, protection and results, but don’t think about participating.

Thank you for your service.


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