Tom takes on 3 epic trash talkers

Demonstrating a fearlessness demonstrated by few other lunatics, Tom has taken on three (3) world-class trash talkers.  He quickly dispensed of Richard Sherman of the Seattle Seahawks and Michael Crabtree of the San Francisco 49ers by pointing that neither were able to get a scholarship or an honorary degree from TomVille State University (TSU).

Then Tom lit into Barack O’TomA who has been trash talking Republicans, anybody who has earned a little extra money, football and anybody opposed to gay marriage for almost 10 years. After some intense verbal sparring and some jostling, Tom laid on a heavy load of your momma  offerings culminating in your momma wears combat boots.

And with that, Tom strutted off the field for an interview with Erin Andrews.   What could possibly go wrong?

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