No Justice, No Peace !!! Free Justin Bieber

Upon hearing the news of Justin Bieber’s arrest in Miami Beach on January 23, 2014, Rev. Tom immediately organized Flash Mobs across the country to protest the Bieber arrest and to demand his freedom.

Rev. Tom said that the trumped-up charges included drag racing in a yellow Lamborghini, DUI due to a combination of beer, pot and prescription drugs, resisting arrest and having a potty mouth.

Meanwhile residents of Calabasas, CA have temporarily suspended their ballot initiative drive that calls for the death penalty for hurling eggs at neighbors houses.

Breaking News:  Rev. Tom is scheduled to announce on Access TomVille that he and Justin Bieber will be recording a duet.

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