Tom has duly noted that French President Francois Hollande has cut loose his former Mistress Journalist Valerie Trieweiler in favor of new Mistress Actress Julie Gayet.
Known as the world’s second most boring man after Hollande, Tom is well positioned to catch Trierweiler on the rebound. After all he minored in Foreign Affairs in College.
Overheard was Bill Clinton saying, “I was born to be a French President. I could still have Monica Lewinsky for dessert.”
“Now I find out that Chicks dig boring. Who knew? I have been honing my Justin Bieber bad boy image for naught.” reflected a newly sober Tom.