Press Alert: Tom makes Super Bowl Predictions

Due to procrastination and all the hoopla pre-game, Tom made his Super Bowl predictions at 9:55 p.m. EST on Sunday February 2, 2014.

First, Tom kicked the collective asses of the crew at the Weather Channel when he predicted a game time temperature of 49 degrees in East Rutherford, NJ. This prediction was aided by climate expert Barack O’TomA and every climate scientist who know that global warming is here to stay.

Second, Tom predicted that there would be unscheduled Bridge work surrounding the MetLife Stadium.

Finally, Tom shocked everybody as he predicted that the Seattle Seahawks would beat the Denver Broncos 43 to 8.

Tom is going to Vegas.

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