With the sweet smell of success lingering from his Super Bowl predictions on weather, unscheduled bridge closures and score, Tom was the hot free agent in the fortune-telling arena.
Spurning offers from Mother Shipton and Li Hsu-chung, Tom’s agent announced that Tom has signed an exclusive 10 year $310 million contract with Miss Cleo.
For Tom, this is a chance to re-join the undeserving 1%. For Miss Cleo, it will be an opportunity to use Tom’s fame to divert attention from a number of pesky lawsuits.
2015, Jags 3, Raiders 2. You didn’t hear it here.