After uncanny super Bowl predictions, Tom signs a lucrative free agent contract as a fortune teller

With the sweet smell of success lingering from his Super Bowl predictions on weather, unscheduled bridge closures and score, Tom was the hot free agent in the fortune-telling arena.

Spurning offers from Mother Shipton and Li Hsu-chung, Tom’s agent announced that Tom has signed an exclusive 10 year $310 million contract with Miss Cleo.

For Tom, this is a chance to re-join the undeserving 1%.  For Miss Cleo, it will be an opportunity to use Tom’s fame to divert attention from a number of pesky lawsuits.

2015, Jags 3, Raiders 2.  You didn’t hear it here.

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