In what started as an outrage and has grown throughout the years into a full conspiracy, TomVille University (TU) and TomVille State University (TSU) have not received an invitation to the NCAA Basketball Tournament that started in 1939.
Now admittedly because other teams are afraid of playing TU and TSU, they have only played each other and have a .500 winning percentage each year. Others have said that the TomVille schools play such a dirty brand of basketball that they can’t get insurance for their teams. We all know the incomparable coaching tree of Tom and his family that make victory impossible.
Despite the above, Tom has written in TU and TSU in his brackets to claim the Warren Buffet $1 Billion praise for a perfect bracket. Others are just waiting for renowned Bracketologist Barack O’TomA to make his inspired picks to walk away with the prize.