Vlad “The Bad” Putin just went on TomVille TV to announce that the states of Colorado, Wyoming, Utah, North Dakota and South Dakota will conduct referenda on March 26, 2014 to declare if they want to be independent or if they want to join Russia.
As these states are sitting on the world’s largest deposits of shale oil and gas, Putin said that they are a close fit with Russia oil and gas industry and are currently being harassed by US authorities..
A bare-chested Putin was pictured in North Dakota with a shovel turning over dirt to start the XL pipeline.
Tom to Vlad, “I would love to be an Oligarch”.
Barack to Vlad, “Does this mean you really don’t want to go to the G-8 meeting in Brussels?”