Emulating his hero Kim Jong Eun of North Korea, Kim Tom Eun used Spring Break from Barber College to fire a few missiles from the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of North TomVille into the waters of South TomVille.
Few understand the pressure that Kim Tom Eun feels to come up with innovative haircut designs and the academic rigors of Barber College. Firing a few missiles really relieves the tension.
News outlets are reporting that Barack O’TomA had “hard words” for Kim Jong and Kim Tom.
“I really prefer this to X-Box”, said a rapid-firing Kim Tom.