TomVille 1st Daughter upstages Chelsea Clinton Mezvinsky with bun in the oven announcement

Racing to the podium at the TomVille Global Initiative Conference was TomVille’s voluptuous 1st Daughter TommySue who announced that she has a bun in the oven and has started the process of elimination in naming the BabyDaddy.

This hasty announcement was necessary to preempt media hog Chelsea Clinton who was announcing that she and Hedge fund operative Marc Mezvinsky were expecting and that old Hillary would be flooding the airwaves with the news.

Clinton also announced in honor of her mother’s Re-Set with Russia that the baby’s Godfather would be Vladimir Putin.

Meanwhile Tom puzzled, “How did Chelsea Clinton Mezvinsky get the job as Vice-Chair of the Clinton Global Initiative?”

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