Tech luminaries tell Tom to get his head out of the Cloud

Coming off his strategic inspired defeat in the Swiss Minimum Wage referendum, Tom is rightfully walking around with his head in the cloud.

The following Tech giants have ordered Tom to get his head out of the Cloud lest it be permanently screwed up: Larry Page, John Chambers, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Tim Cook, Satya Nadella, Dilbert’s Boss and Pets.com’s Sock Puppet.

If this fails, we all call on our leading tech visionary, Barack O’TomA, to implement smart regulations on Tom via Executive Orders.  This is planned to follow the completion of Net Neuterality.

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