Tom channels his inner DiCaprio

Tom quickly sprang into action on hearing that his celebrity rival Leonardo DiCraprio has installed a vitamin C shower in his $10 Million New York City pad.

Even though crack reporters from Access TomVille and TomVille Tonight have not determined what a vitamin C shower is, Tom called his local plumber to place a Flintstone vitamin dispenser in the shower at the Tom Compound, the double wide.

News of this installation should bring Sofia Vergara rushing into Tom’s arms after her split with finance Nick Loeb.  “A little more warm water, Sophia” gurgled Tom.

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