WH declares Tom a Military Hero under new Bergdahl criteria

Using new criteria developed by White House (WH) operative Susan Rice that declared Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl a hero, Tom was honored in a Rose Garden Ceremony.  Tom was surprised to learn that he had served with honor and distinction.  But on further reflection Tom said he can’t remember ever leaving his post so perhaps he needs to be a Congressional Medal of Honor recipient.

“What a wonderful country”, bubbled Tom.

“What the hell.  Give everybody a Loving Cup” soothed Barack O’TomA.

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