Hard Choices: Hillary Rodman Clinton to abdicate in favor of Princess Chelsea?

In the 4th year of Queen Hillary Rodman Clinton’s 2nd Term (4th Obama term) as President, there is a Hard Choice as to whether she should abdicate to install Princess Chelsea Clinton as President.  While Chelsea is eminently qualified by virtue of no accomplishments as 1st Daughter, Hedge Fund honcho, NBC Correspondent and Clinton Global Initiative functionary, Hillary was so looking forward to the implementation of the $110.10/hour minimum wage and the $110.10 burger as a crowning (and only) accomplishment of her Administration.

“Please adjust the jewels on the crown”, barked a nervous Tom.

 

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