Reaching back to the dark days of the 20th Century, Tom declares the Bikini as the New Burka in the Caliphate

Tom, weary from fighting the War on Women, has been busy devising rules and regulations for the new TomVille and LeBron Caliphate.  As expected the ever unenlightened Tom reached back to the darkest days of the 20th Century to declare the Bikini as the New Burka.

Barack O’TomA immediately issued a statement thru John Kerry that Tom has to go and we need a more inclusive government in the TomVille and LeBron Caliphate.



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