Desperate Lakers sign Free Agent out of Occidental College

With LeBron James, Carmelo Anthony, Pau Gasol and Swaggy P (Nick Young) showing no interest in signing with the Los Angeles Lakers as Free Agents and playing second fiddle to Kobe Bryant, the Lakers have hit the Free Agent Motherload with the signing of Barack O’Toma.  Barack is a one and done veteran of Occidental College lunchtime pickup games.

Just like Barack won the Nobel Peace prize, the Lakers see him as winning the league MVP and returning Showtime to Los Angeles.

“This signing is sheer genius.  All we have to do is petition the League to play with two balls”, enthused Tom.

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