“O! Дерьмо, I missed the target” groused Gunnery Sgt. Vlad “The Bad” Putin after squeezing the trigger on the Buk (SA-11) missile from the plains of the Ukraine. He thought he had dead aim on the Bird AF 1 flown by Barack O’TomA.
“Hillary, can I get a Re-Set here? , pleaded Vlad. “But of course”, cooed Hillary.