The results are in and in a squeaker it was Shakira winning with 100 million Facebook likes, Rihanna with 89m, Katy Perry with 72m, Beyoncé with 63m, Britney Spears with 41m, Christina Aguilar with 24m and Tom with 0m.
Like in Afghanistan, Tom is calling for a full audit of the results alleging massive voter fraud. Tom is pretty sure that he liked himself. Mark should be so proud for bringing the wonders of Facebook to us. It is so deep.
Tom asks the Team, “Who is going to tell the magnificently surgically augmented Lindsay Lohan and BabyMaker Britney Spears that Shakira is my new obsession.”