Tom priases Barack as he keeps fundraisers, but cancels Kimmel appearance

While Tom has been known in the past to be a fierce critic of Barack O’TomA, he was profuse in his praise today when he learned that Barack is keeping his fundraising schedule, but canceling his Jimmy Kimmel appearance to tend to urgent Foreign Affairs hot spots.

Tom lamented, “With Hillary Clinton stumbling on the book tour and Democratic Sage Bill Clinton occupied with ‘The Energizer”, we need all the cash we can get our hands on.”

Besides with the extra 15 minutes of time freed up by Kimmel, we can easily solve Ukraine, Gaza and a resurgent Mitt Tomney.

 

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